My headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
(Source: churchofcheesus, via klaineintheimpalaintardisin221b)
(Source: the-dark-tourist, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)
I love how Sherlock’s so fucking pleased at John insulting his brother.
(Source: urukhai, via klaineintheimpalaintardisin221b)
Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.
Good little Eagle Scout.
LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD
Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.
Good little Eagle Scout.
LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
(via sherlocksfancycheekbones)
Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.
- me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: i think i'll start watching it
santana lopez + first and last words of every season
(Source: katherine-becketts, via mitzygron)
Bob the Maid
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
babies are so dumb
(via pleatedjeans)
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
(via exterminate-regenerate)
