My headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
WHEN I SHOW UP SOMEWHERE AND REALIZE IM THE OLDEST ONE THERE
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
- me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
- me: i think i'll start watching it
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep